Homecoming

A "formal dance" in which the school's population makes a huge deal about for nothing. 100% of freshman girls get all worked up over not being asked to a gay ass dance that consists of about 100 gay ass other freshman and your occasional slut. Freshman will commonly use this dance as an excuse for Prom. Those not so gay ass people will find a "date" and try to be a smart ass by taking pictures together and claiming that it counts as their homecoming. Don't be one of those smart asses.

You: "Hey, are you going to homecoming?"
Friend: "Dude, that's gay as fuck. Grow up and get an actual date."

by mmmr September 10, 2013

Homecoming

A crazy night in which lots of shuffling takes place.

"Dearest Lindsey butt,

Your cool. Homecoming?

Love,

Your future homecoming date, Mary butt"

by Mary butt October 13, 2011

Homecoming

When your parents are away for the weekend and you have your boyfriend/girlfriend over to stay the night(s) for rock star sex. You are homecoming.

Question: "Where's Julianne?" Answer: "Oh, she's homecoming."

by HomecomingKing February 11, 2010

Homecoming Dump

Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.

Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!

by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011

Hoecoming

A high school dance where everyone grinds on each other, and girls bend over so low people start worrying about there oxygen intake

Sara: Will you going to homecoming with me?
Tyler: Sorry, I only go to hoecoming.

by ammar ali October 2, 2019

hoemcoming

When a boy switches to a school where he doesn't know anyone and, in a rush, asks the class hoe that everyone hates to homecoming because he doesn't know any better and because anyone worth asking already has a date by this point.

Kid 1: Dude, i can't believe that new kid asked Anna to homecoming.

Kid 2: She's such a slut. She probably already fucked 3 other guys since he asked her.
Kid 3: Hoemcoming is going to suck for him this year.

by queerbag42 August 10, 2012

Homecoming Hitboxes

Homecoming (or public testing) hitboxes is a phrase most commonly used in the Roblox fighting-party moab game community Project Submus Accudo fan base when a attack (usually a melee) does not register when it should. This being a direct reference to the first public test build for 1.0 (or the full release of the game/homecoming update) where there was a bug in the hitboxes that didnt register most melee attacks and/or delayed them, making most of the brawlers and assassins unviable. This bug was fixed after the developers break ended along with the other bugs in public testing build/demo 1

person 1: hey did you see that? that should of hit! These are like homecoming Hitboxes

person 2: didn’t know homecoming part 2 came out! Thought geomaster fixed it!

by Mii_Gunslinger April 9, 2021