danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

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Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:

Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?

by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022

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Halterlein

BEING AWESOME! german, awesome, nathaniel, madelynn, AWESOME, katie, FUCKING AWESOME, more AWESOME than YOU. ;) . SUPERDUPERDUPERUPERSHUPER AWESOME, .....bailey......BESTFRIENDS, THE BEST LAST NAMER EVER, SO ALL YOU OTHER LAST NAME'S CAN 'EFF OFF YOU DUMB BASTARDDDSSS! *happy face*

Stupid other person: "Woah man, my last name is the shit."
Nathan:"WOAH NOW HOMEBRO! Halterlein is the FUCKING SHIT.*supersmileyface*"

Katie:"Oh yes."

by SUPERAWESOME!!!!!!!! July 13, 2011

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Halteman

The last name of a someone named Dorian. Usually like to eat, and are large in size. Love to play video games, and are addicted to porn and woman with big tits. Usually a cheater, has no boundaries. And doesn't know how to call, only text. He is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. Usually do unwell in academics. Is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and shits. Insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. All talk and no game. I LOVE YOU.

"Did you see that kid Dorian Halteman?"
"Yeah he's such an asshole?!"

by bigdawgie December 17, 2011

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