hypnotized by internal dialogue

When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.

Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.

by Keep Staffing Weird January 26, 2023

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

hypnotize

Hypnotize is, in my opinion the greatest System Of A Down Album. My favourite song has to be Kill Rock And Roll

Kill Rock And Roll intro:

"When I was a little boy, I used to talk to god and I said you mother fucker and he said you mother fucker gotta grow up and kill rock and roll. He said kiiiilllll rock and roll AND FUCK ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE.....So I did"

If you don't think Hypnotize is the greatese go fuck urself.

by U Know damn right December 28, 2005

Hippodile

A woman who is so damn fat and ugly that Crocopig is not forceful enough

Sally Struthers is a dirty hippodile

by Maddam January 20, 2009

Hipitize

A humanitarian undertaking to help someone embarrassingly out of touch with current culture get hip. Or the act of gaining knowledge in the quest to make yourself hip to current culture.

In order to gain greater insight into current culture, you should hipitize yourself through watching the Twilight movies and U-Tube, listening to pop top 20 hits on satellite radio, investing in the top selling video games, subscribing to a paparazzi-whore magazine or watching E-news, and learning how to Tweet and link it to your fb.

by Speed Racette August 12, 2010

hipnotized

It is when a white person who usually listens to country, pop, rock, (white music) and hears a few black urban tunes and thinks they are cool, and then starts to really get into R&B and Hip-hop. She also starts to use ghetto slang, and starts to rap, dance hip-hop, and become what is basically is a wigger.

Yeah I used to listen to country, and now I heard this Nelly song ft. Tim McGraw on the country station and I think it's awesome. WTF!!! Now I'm listening to hip-hop. I must been hipnotized.

by Some anomoyous person you'll never know December 25, 2007