highway robbery

when the price for something is sky high, because the manufacturer knows you need it and have no choice but to pay for it. stems from gas stations on highways in the middle of fucking nowhere who charge $10 for a 2 year old microwave burrito because they know the next gas station is 150 miles down the road.

Person 1-"Man, I paid $50 for 3 gallons of gas, a pack of gum, and a soda last night at this gas station in bumfuck Egypt"

Person 2- "Talk about highway robbery!"

by One1ove719 January 30, 2010

Highway Hurl

When a girl sucks a guy off while he's driving and spits the load out the window onto the highway.

Anthony and I were going to the mall but he wanted to bust, so I did the highway hurl.

by SamAnt December 27, 2008

Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

highway to the danger zone

When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"

Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone

by Kilolover7777 March 20, 2014

Tokyo Highway

A adult version of a Hot Wheels or Matchbox car playset, making a series of intricately designed plastic track then pushing a small car along it with the car's goal to end up within the asshole of a unsuspecting person.

Intended for male or female victim.

So what are you going to do tonight?

I'm gonna grab my girl a do a little Tokyo Highway...

by Dr. Nosepick December 27, 2011

Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.

Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."

by They call me Timmy the saint March 19, 2011

Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.

Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.

by rbc December 10, 2004