HISPANICITIS

Phobia of fake spanish people; extremely contagious disease. Mostly caught by non-hispanics

I think i caught hispanicitis

by gold.gypsy December 15, 2017

hispanician

When you’re an American-Hispanic fellow human being. You can also call yourself hispanician. (Hiss-spanic-key-an)

Person 1 - WHATS MY HISPANICIAN FRIEND DOINGGG TODAYYYY
Person 2 - Nothing much just going to hang out

by That wacky sauce November 2, 2022

National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!

by Rad Desi January 6, 2022

Hispanic zip

Hispanic zip is the removal of pants when Spanish person is driving. When a Spanish man gets in the car alone, it is important for him to unzip and remove his pants. Getting an erection while driving will not allow the Hispanic time to relieve the constraints. Because the Spanish penis is such a large and hard penis, it must be relieved. Afterwards however the Latin man might find it hard to drive with the dick up against the wheel.

Juan unzipped his pants before getting in the car to go play with friends, he knew he would be passing by where the prostitutes were and couldn’t afford another ripped pair of pants by his mammoth pole. So he did the Hispanic zip.

by Juanxxx May 20, 2008

Hispanic

Hispanic originally meant someone from Spain, but in the New World it has taken on a new meaning, where many Hispanics have little, if any, Spanish ancestry. In the New World, 'Hispanic' often refers to Amerindians and Mestizos.

For instance, the CIA World Fact Book figures Mexico to be: 60% Mestizo, 30% Amerindian, and less than 10% European (Spaniard). Regarding the make up of mestizos, Rubén Lisker analyzed DNA markers of lower-class mestizos from Mexico City and found them to be: 59% Amerindian, 34% European (Spaniard), and 6% Black (African).

"Most Hispanics in the USA are not white."

by Señorita2 October 22, 2011

hispanic

a word created by the united States Census Bureau that is now commonly used to lump spanish speaking people into one broad category, for better or WORSE. Also this word was incorrectly used today by the officer who decided to identify my "race" on the speeding ticket he gave me.

Officer, without asking me, you wrote down that I was hispanic, but actually I am South Asian.

by fat cat May 25, 2003

hispanic febreze

A fart

Passenger: *Lifts leg and farts*
Driver: Man wtf
Passenger: Nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze

by socref79 January 31, 2012