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hillbilly seppuku

Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.
by CliticusTotalis March 28, 2019
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Hillbilly baby wipe

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”
by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
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Hillbilly Deathride

Hillbilly Deathride is a term eventually used as a band name for a heavy metal group out of Charleston, WV.

Meaning: A journey (or ride) characterized by the irresponsibility of the hillbilly lifestyle, ending in death.

The band 'Hillbilly Deathride' played hundreds of shows between 2004 and 2007, developing a substantial following in southern WV and eventually recording an as yet unreleased album, but appearing occasionally at special events.

The band is known for covering obscure songs in a 'screaming metal' format and playing inebriated to intimate crowds long past closing time.
Billy Bob's life was a Hillbilly Deathride since he started using drugs and eventually died.

"I can't wait for the Hillbilly Deathride cd to come out!"
by cpl jones January 13, 2013
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Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.
Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
by smalljones August 23, 2020
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HillBillyWilly

A personified character, who originated as a bong with a funny sticker that now has become the 'Ghost of Stoners Past'.
"Seve, let's smoke this one for our dead hommie, and HillBillyWilly"
by Kurt 8 Keiner January 16, 2009
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Hillbillylarious

An extremely obnoxious way to say that something is hilarious.
Fred: That was hillbillylarious!

Ted: Dude, shut up.
by themanbehindthecounter November 3, 2010
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Hillbilly whorehouse

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.
Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".
by longshlongsilver June 29, 2013
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