alabama hayfield

When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce

Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield

by frostedshreddedchris October 20, 2009

Amish Hayfield

When a girl finds pleasure in sexual activities including peanut butter. Usually involves nutty or creamy Skippy peanut butter in the genital area. Especially efective when generous amounts are applied to the fist and put places that would not otherwise be possible.

OMG I love doing an amish hayfield to myself every night, the chunky peanut butter kinda scratches my vage and i get off really quick

by Fungi 101 May 27, 2009

Doing A Hetfield

Playing the Guitar and Singing at the same time in "Guitar Hero", referring to the metal legend, James Hetfield.

"awwww man, me and my brother were on Guitar Hero, I did a Hetfield, and i did well!"

"Hey, guess what dude, I'm doing a Hetfield!!"

by Metalfan218 February 13, 2010

Hayfield

One of the most crazy schools you could ever send your child to. Hayfield has at least 3+ bloody fight daily, and the teens dress like college kids and act so snobby. Half the kids there are ungrateful and purposely get bad grades because they have ‘such a rough time.’ Yet the ones who actually do are trying to succeed. Hayfield is basically like a prison with all the gates and over 10000000 cops in every hallway. Hayfield, in all, is divided between ghettos and riches, which sucks a lot for the kids. More for ghettos, in my opinion. It’s a screwed up school, but south county is all posh. Really all of the schools are f*ucked up in this area! But you have to play the cards your dealt in life...

Hayfield

Student1: —— had his head dunked in the toilet, and —— skipped class today.

Student2: Yeah, I heard. Thank god this school has over 10000 cops.

by Shabadabahaba June 8, 2019

st. Henfield of Blomfield

the patron saint of bloms, Socialists, snakes, coconuts, furry coats, hairy felows and moustaches.

Venerate the saint! The St. Henfield of Blomfield comes near! You're a hairy fellow- why don't you pray to her?

by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

henfield

Somewhere where kids think they are real chavs but actually it’s just owned by old people

Person 1: yo bruv you coming henfield tonight

Person 2: nah fam it’s full of oldies innit

by Bobbo man September 17, 2019

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009