"I hate straight
people! Let's make fun of them!"
"Dude, no, that's heterophobic."
"Heterophobia doesn't exist."
"So you can say 'I hate gay
people' and that's homophobic, but saying you hate straight
people isn't heterophobic?"
"Yes. Straight
people were never killed because they were straight, but gay
people were because they're gay."
"Maybe, but you can still discriminate against them. If that never happened to gay
people, would you still be homophobic? Yes, you would still be homophobic. Why should it be different for straight people?"
"Because they're the ones that did it."
"So, you're going to say you hate straight people when most of them aren't homophobic? Even most homophobes didn't commit a hate crime towards someone gay. At least say you hate homophobic people, not straight people, it's heterophobic, regardless of what you say. Whatever happened to 'be careful who you hate, it could be someone you love'?"
"I don't care. Heterophobia doesn't exist."
"Okay, well, how about this:
Stop making fun of straight people, get an education, and get a life."
