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A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.
Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008
Get the Closet Heterosexual mug.When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.
e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.
e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.
David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.
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Get the Aggressively Heterosexual mug.A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the Latent Heterosexual mug.This is the sexuality that is defined by an individual only dating the opposite gender, but having a sex attraction both for men and women.
“Hey, you’re a girl but you’re sexually attracted to girls & boys. Are you bisexual?”
“No, because I would only date the opposite gender. However, I am sexually attracted to both, so I identify as a heteroromantic bisexual.”
“No, because I would only date the opposite gender. However, I am sexually attracted to both, so I identify as a heteroromantic bisexual.”
by Itshimagain June 16, 2020
Get the Heteroromantic Bisexual mug.The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 12, 2011
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