Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.

It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.

by MetaMike November 25, 2018

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

High school herpes

Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.

"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."

by peever86 February 20, 2009

herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

Halo Herpes

When a player joins your game and you start doing bad. They are your Halo Herpes....

When Unknown joins my game I always start doing bad, He is my Halo Herpes.

by PretyPinkTurtle December 24, 2010

herpes

Herpes is an STD that can't be cured. You don't have to be a whore to get them, it's a possibility to get them because your current boyfriend (or girlfriend) once dated and married a whore that would get pissed at you cause she thinks The Who song Baba O'Riley is actually called Teenage Wasteland and leave you for a few months, sleep with another guy, or twelve, and come back to you and deny ever having something. Then when someone innocent comes along, he doesn't mention anything about it until it's too late. Yes the disease is hard to deal with emotionally at first but you learn to get over it and you can always take medicine to prevent an outbreak or instantly take it away if you start to get one and it will also prevent from passing it on. And it usually makes you feel that you're either stuck with the person you're with or you can't ever have sex with anyone else cause you don't want them to know or you don't want to pass it on. Outbreaks hurt like hell, sometimes so bad you can't even walk. Some people may only have one outbreak, possibly none and never know they have it. Be sure that if you're about to sleep with someone, check to see that person has any red bumps that don't look normal and are sensitive, or red scab that is probably peeling a layer of skin, it's most likely herpes. If you already do have them, just remember that you're not alone and there's a lot more people that have them than you think.

herpes = STD

by whatsherbutt April 4, 2011

herpasypharrhea

The ultimate (fictional) STD combining herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea. Normally carried by superskanks or uber-man whores. Claim to fame: pseudo-singer Ke$ha.

Bob: If you don't like her singing, do you at least think she's hot?

Dave: Not really, she looks nasty like she has...herpasypharrhea.

Bob: Wow...I hope it's not contagious.

by HSTfan January 4, 2011