herald

a massive woman who likes crusty men and has a thing for big chocolate men. Also shes abnormally tall and does karate.

WOAH! did you see that herald!? i thought i was going to die of laughter!

by thomas herald February 1, 2009

heraldic

Buffoonery. Derived from James Burke AKA 'Herald'

That was so heraldic when he got stoned before a driving lesson and didn't notice when the lights turned green and then back to red with the car remaining stationary throughout.

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

herald

A herald is a the particularly smelly fart that immediately precedes a bowel movement. Unlike normal "fuck it, I'm alone and my stomach hurts" farts that may yield oderiferous clues as to one's eating habits over the last 12 hours, the herald smells distinctly of nothing but human poop.

By the smell of that herald, I'd say you better hit the shitter.

by loobeydoobey August 28, 2016

herad

v. tr. to listen intently while provide the listening party insight into one's own flaws

i think the titties part is one of the funniest things i've ever herad

by Unregistered User September 23, 2003

herald

its when guys dont want to say emerald

i saw herald today

by Joycer April 15, 2004

Norwegian King Herald V

An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.

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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

heraldize

a word a certain group of people in a certain location use to expalin the act of cutting down large amounts of vegitation for ones own pleaisure

Our neighbor is going to heraldize his yard.

by jordan2164 August 6, 2008