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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center
by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022
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Henry Owen Davies

Oh I'm gay
*corrects* I'm Henry Owen Davies
by kezzonyt September 15, 2021
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Sir Henry "The Douche"

Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.
by CNN's Stacy Legina January 18, 2009
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Henry Villalva De Vera

The most handsome man
Soft
Deserves the whole world
Is cute
Henry Villalva De Vera is the most handsome man.
by Lhae November 24, 2021
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Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys
Henry’s Dick is so big
by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022
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National Henry Letham Edit Day

June 20th. A completely unofficial (but emotionally important) holiday where mentally ill creatives, film buffs, and sad little editors gather to make the most devastating, cinematic, gut-wrenching video edits in honor of Henry Letham — the tragic, reality-warping icon from the film Stay (2005). Expect Radiohead songs, glitched-out transitions, rainy cityscapes, and captions like “I wish I could disappear” or “he was just a boy with too many thoughts.”

The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.
Watched a Henry Letham edit with piano music and slow fades… didn’t say a word for like 20 minutes. National Henry Letham Edit Day just hits different.
by 3vylvn June 20, 2025
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