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hampsteads

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.
I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked
by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006
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homesteadin'

retaining a borrowed possession for so long that it becomes yours.
Hey dude, don't be homesteadin' on my guitar.
by Milodog January 3, 2009
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Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.
Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!
by skatersmurf December 29, 2015
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Homestead

Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.
Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.
by Phantastic August 13, 2006
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Homestead

Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.
Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.

Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.

Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!
by Homesteader September 25, 2011
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homesteading

To do tasks and chores relating to being self-sufficient from the home. Examples would include: mucking the chicken coop, making jam, setting up a rain barrel, turning the compost, or even cleaning house.
Can't go out Saturday 'cause I have a long day os homesteading Sunday. I plan to install a rotating bookcase to a secret passageway or make muffins.
by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015
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hampstead

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits
Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?
by zac hansons gal July 29, 2004
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