Filthy Helga

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*

damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol

by big dick flores August 16, 2007

Helga

A germanic name for a rare type of females who should be kept away form people. Their hideous personalities scares away most people, and their sense of humour is to be frowned upon. Their love for dogs is due to captivity, since they can be on a leash, they can not escape. Helga is always blonde due to a chemical reaction from their heart being black as coal. Anyone who spends time talking with a Helga is either paid by the government to keep track of them, otherwise they're a sick bastard. If a Helga is interested in birds, it is a super Helga, this is of course the worst type of Helga. Their interest in birds is a side effect of their fantasies about crashing planes into buildings with large crowds of people. It is believed that the terrorists who caused 9/11 was a small group of Helgas.

"Dude, did you see that bigfoot?!" "No it was just a Helga, though that's worse."

"Yes I was pregnant, but it turned out to be a Helga, so obviously we threw it into the woods."

"I used to be religious until I saw a Helga. No God would create that."

"Did you know that some Helgas knows how to talk?"

by Mågå January 13, 2022

hellarack

expression used when a girl has beautifully-shaped, enormous breasts that cannot be hidden by her clothes or any combination of bras and fat-chic shirts. They must be a minimum full C cup or better to qualify for this title.

Damn bro, that bitch has got hellarack.

by TWON June 8, 2004

Helbard

To be perfect. Stunning and exciting.

Life is good, everything is so Helbard today.

by trent January 5, 2004

Helga

Of German lineage, Helga means strong, vibrant and determined. While historically "Helgas" have been large and bustly, those named Helga still living tend to be fun, attractive, punctual, fit and very smart.

You are so talented they must call you Helga.

by fschueller February 5, 2010

Hegarty

The act of performing your best ever sexual endeavor: life-time high performance.

Truly an art: Heg-ART-y

Meaty Phil: Dude, I just got Hegarty all over that girl last night
Horacio: Wow, u Heg'd her good!!!

by DictionaryBill May 28, 2009

declan hegarty

A guy whos freinds with elijah binkleston and is a chad pimp who gets all the girls but they tell him they would date him if he was taller. Example: SIkshya gorllia and ana maricuo and CHAN RAN. Declan is a cool boy

HEy is that declan hegarty? yea hes so hot

by Declano5 March 28, 2022