Heinrich is a retarded ass bitch. he's built like Peter Griffin. He buttfucks Buzz Lightyear. This MF talks about halo and will not shut the fuck up about random shit that no one wants to hear. I want to shoot this dude. Kill him. Guest Experience, kill him and put his body parts in bags and dump him in the ocean!!!!!
by Johnqauvios June 05, 2022
Shannon: "Oh my God! Whats with that guy thats up in the tree over there in the nude with that huge cock?"
Ashley: "I dont know but I think he keeps saying that HE wears the pants."
Shannon: "Well he MUST be a Heinrich, because that boy is NUTS."
Ashley: "I dont know but I think he keeps saying that HE wears the pants."
Shannon: "Well he MUST be a Heinrich, because that boy is NUTS."
by SassyLouder May 04, 2023
first of all a heinrich’s name is HEINZ KETCHUP
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
heinrich: “bro guys (name of a girl) likes me and i like her too”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
by …hi… February 24, 2022
Heinrich is the sweetest soul you'll ever meet.
If you have a Heinrich in your life, you should consider yourself a very lucky person.
Heinrich's have the most beautiful smiles
They are polite
And deserve much more praise than they ever get.
Heinrich's might not be the most athletic, but surely very smart. Good organization skills and a strong will to be the best version of themselves.
And of course you can't forget, they have the most beautiful smiles.
If you have a Heinrich in your life, you should consider yourself a very lucky person.
Heinrich's have the most beautiful smiles
They are polite
And deserve much more praise than they ever get.
Heinrich's might not be the most athletic, but surely very smart. Good organization skills and a strong will to be the best version of themselves.
And of course you can't forget, they have the most beautiful smiles.
by Onkel_machmut June 17, 2023
Epic Space nub, an EVE Online pilot specialized in tackle that does not have Propulsion Jamming V trained.
by Naga Fan February 18, 2012
When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021