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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with the proper heimlich technique they start giving you the most vicious backshots.
"Oh my god he's fucking choking!!"

"Why are you using the Julia Heimlich?"
by barkey July 25, 2025
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Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.
"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2
by barkey July 25, 2025
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Hawaiian Heimlich

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.
"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.
Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
by Quicksave June 8, 2023
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