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Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon
Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.
by matt :[ May 20, 2009
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Heathen's Hotpot

When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.
"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".
by Royal Jules April 22, 2016
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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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Heathenistic

Heathenistic

People who act uncivilized.
My neighborhood is full of Heathenistics who run around outside at night randomly shooting off their guns.
by NonnaK December 6, 2020
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heathen tube

A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.
targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.
by Ladis Washerum November 11, 2022
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stinky heathen

People who are exceptionally smelly and classless. Generally from Appalachia.
by Winkerpack June 23, 2021
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You Heathen

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head
“Zoey I have to sneeze”

Bless you

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???
by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022
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