If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.
How to get served at Hertford food and wine
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
by Pcnash April 22, 2019
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by u_no_who_right March 11, 2010
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A city that is known mostly as the capital of Connecticut and "the Insurance capital of the world". With companies like Aetna and Travelers having their presence here, I guess that's a valid statement.
But it's also funny. Because this is a city where you are very likely to damage/lose your car, your workplace, apartment, and your life. So yeah, you might need insurance.
Overall it's not a city where you would go shopping with your girlfriend or take your family for dinner.
But it's also funny. Because this is a city where you are very likely to damage/lose your car, your workplace, apartment, and your life. So yeah, you might need insurance.
Overall it's not a city where you would go shopping with your girlfriend or take your family for dinner.
Dumbass: "Sheeit... some mofukkuh got shot at Hartford yesterday and I was around da corner. I couldn't see it, shee!!"
Me: You're fucking stupid.
Me: You're fucking stupid.
by Fockerboy February 28, 2010
Get the Hartford mug.The rivalry between the Slinger kids and Hartford kids only exists because the guys at Slinger are jealous of the many HOT girls at Hartford. Hartford also has a Walmart, which kids seem to think is the shit and go there to entertain themselves.
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
DUDE! im goin to a Hartford, Wisconsin party tonight!
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
by evilturkey August 23, 2011
Get the Hartford, Wisconsin mug.1.) When the heart has difficulty powering itself due to a plethora of emotional longing for another.
2.) A consuming bewilderment. Finding it increasingly difficult to condense intense, passionate emotions in to one singular form, leaving the subject in a state of frustrated satisfaction.
3.) Love isn't quite the verdict, but the feeling is quite evident; You're something special, kid.
2.) A consuming bewilderment. Finding it increasingly difficult to condense intense, passionate emotions in to one singular form, leaving the subject in a state of frustrated satisfaction.
3.) Love isn't quite the verdict, but the feeling is quite evident; You're something special, kid.
My heart is set.
My body, all fluttery.
My breath, sporadic.
I can't help but think about you.
It seems that I am losing control.
I only ache when you're not around.
Weak only when I lust your grasp.
But, what is this?
What can I do?
Oh darling, I think I'm heartlocked.
My body, all fluttery.
My breath, sporadic.
I can't help but think about you.
It seems that I am losing control.
I only ache when you're not around.
Weak only when I lust your grasp.
But, what is this?
What can I do?
Oh darling, I think I'm heartlocked.
by A fellow of heartlocked sort February 26, 2010
Get the Heartlocked mug.A place where nothing happens but everyone thinks shit happens. The hick population is insane and they all fight about there trucks and then think there cool. The gangster population is through the roof as well, which makes for some interesting parties of hicks, hoodsters, and normal people. Generally they all get drunk and fight until the slinger kids show up, then they become best friends and beat the crap out of the slinger kids together then go back to hating each other.
Person 1: Lets go to hartford wisconsin!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
by lmfao omfg February 27, 2010
Get the Hartford Wisconsin mug.The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!
by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021
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