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American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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Bridges Consumer Healthcare

deliver outsized results by stimulating brand growth through expanded product access and consumer centric marketing programs that promote discovery and trial of our portfolio of high quality, innovative products
Bridges Consumer Healthcare is dedicated to finding better self-care solutions for managing day-to-day health and personal care issues that impact the lives of consumers and their families.
by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023
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Universal Healthcare

Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.
Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
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A large group of healthcare providers clumped together and obstructing a corridor or passage
I was trying to get to the medication room but couldn't get around the thrombus of healthcare providers who were doing morning rounds
by Mr Travel nurse June 23, 2022
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WellSpring Consumer Healthcare

a developer and marketer of leading OTC and personal care brands in first aid, digestive health, and therapeutic skincare in the U.S. and Canada.
WellSpring Consumer Healthcare Acquires Iconic OTC Skin Care Brands from Bayer
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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free healthcare

something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die
European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*
by cakesinacup December 19, 2021
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