Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Hellman's Wiggle

The act of having sex, pulling out and cumming on a person's stomach followed bu you laying on them, stomach to stomach, and wiggling around like a dead fish to get a nice spread on that sammy.

I told her this time, I was making the sandwhich. Extra mayo with a Hellman's Wiggle

by Dirty Mcgee July 6, 2017

heama

A bad bitch who doesn't catch feels

"She is such an Heama"

by Whatthefork December 19, 2020

Healables

objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.

Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*

by WelynWheresTheNextEP? August 19, 2021

bullis headmaster

the most annoying and biggest stickler of them all..the stupid ass quaker...farquar

Damn...that bullis headmaster farquar sure is an ass!

by serious-hater March 31, 2005

Helmarization

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.

Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"

by Helmarization Victims January 21, 2011

scottish headmask

The scottish headmask is when the scrotum is wrapped around a girls face, and the penis is beat on her head like a drum.

"Man, I gave this chick the scottish headmask the other day, and it gave her a headache!"

by Kevin Scruggs February 17, 2007