Stock ipod headphones

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.

Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.

by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010

headphone album

Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.

'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.

by headphones_dude August 27, 2005

headphoning

verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..

by SuperSize September 1, 2005

headphones

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*

by Briam September 1, 2003

Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

Headphones

I technology device you put on your ears only allowing you to hear your computer because of the speakers in your ear

I am going to put on my headphones because I cant really hear the computer because it is very loud in here.

by Joegamerbro March 26, 2017

headphone special

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.

That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007