Haven

Anyone with the name haven probably like something too much or will fall asleep after saying they will do something.

Dude you are such a Haven!

by Joe6969696696996 July 19, 2023

Haven

A term for refusing to allow your roommate to have a toaster.

My roommate wanted to buy a toast last week, but I went all haven on him and said no.

by Huntress8512 August 26, 2017

Haven

Haven is a small handed little white girl you get her mixed up with a ghost she is so white. She is very sensitive and very fragile. Great friend material and one day if you are lucky you will be her husband. Normally makes gay jokes. Could play a gay part in a gay movie. SHE IS NOT GAY. You can talk to her if you need someone to talk to and she will sit and listen no madder what.

OMG their is haven she is so adorable

by Hannah Estvanko May 16, 2017

Haven

A dark, damp pit of a place where skanks and assholes have to meet to bash other people.......

Have you seen the Haven lately...so mean and vile.Those losers have nothing better to do.

by Marshketeer June 14, 2004

Haven

culinary heaven for minimal monetary fee

"Screw those crappy sit-down places let's just get an emily special from haven"

by mjb6363 April 11, 2005

haven

n. A dirty teacher that likes bukkake

OMFG HAVEN stop performing bukkake on Kelsey!!

by bukkakemonster October 19, 2004

Haven

A loser who sucks jk is amazing beautiful young girl who is so cool and has ya going crazy n makes ya laugh and smile

Haven is a complete loser and straight up nerd seriously

by Dang_itzej July 25, 2018