havana style 

When person 1 inserts something into person 2's pussy (like a cigar - hence the name) and then takes it out and sucks it. Made famous by Bill and Monica.

"One of my friends said the neck of his beer bottle smelt funny, I just couldn't tell him it was because I was doing his girlfriend havana style with it!"

havana style by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

havana banana 

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

havana banana by major doko June 28, 2009

Havana Cricket 

Facetiously describing a cockroach. Referencing the abundance of cockroaches in Cuba.

Mommy, I seen another Havana Cricket run under the fridge!

Havana Cricket by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009

havana toastie 

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.

havana toastie by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

Havana omlette 

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.

Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

Havana omlette by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008

Havana Hairball 

a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs

"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"

Havana Hairball by whatsupdude13 February 15, 2009

Havana Browns 

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

Havana Browns by Perry The Platypus December 3, 2013