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Hasty Negro

Regardless of race, class, age, or gender, a hasty negro is a general term for someone who is rushing or in a hurry.
Person 1: Dude, we gotta go now! I don't wanna be late for the game.

Person 2: Hey, it's not for another hour, quit being such a hasty negro.

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by B.Hop February 19, 2009
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The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.
Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”
by Nev2 November 2, 2018
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Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"
by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024
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Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"
by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024
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Jackson Hastie

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023
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Hasty Sustenance

Nourishment prepared in haste. Famous places include the House of Donald's, Ravenous Jacks and Bloody Roosters.
Maid: Are you feeling a little peckish my Lord?

Lord: Aye fair maiden. If I may be so bold, would you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?
by Abnormalize October 19, 2020
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Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.
Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*
by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025
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