haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Harnan

The leader of the great turtle clan. Born at the dawn of time and says he hears his dead dog when he sleeps and eats bugs.

I pray to Harnan before bed.

by qwerty123999 January 1, 2019

HarGnar

(Adj.) Pronounced /här/ˈnär/ , hargnar is the combination of the words Hard and Gnarly. A common slang familiar with skater/surfer culture. Something may be as hargnar as can be wicked or stoked. As such an adjective it is used so carefully as much more than awesome. Less used now but more in the early 2000's.

Example: "So cool duuude, that was hargnar." or "that kickflip was hargnar brahhhh, off the hook."

by MallyEux June 21, 2021

Ny Harena

Ny Harena is a person that you would love to meet, he is a person that knows the rules to everything and not follow them, he knows how to talk to girls(not including the fact that he gets no bitches) a person that is socially awkward and seems like an introvert but isn't, a person with self esteem smaller than a mouse, but somehow manages to have a pretty big friend group. Well that all i know about him

Person 1: Hey do you know Ny Harena?
Person 2: No never heard if that person

by TroyLey September 30, 2022

Haronkey

A frightening girl who looks like Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, and a monkey cross bred to makeup some sort of messed up human being. They are always annoying and overbearing. They feed on children whilst they dream.

Girl gets a text whilst Haronkey is sitting behind her. She opens it and Haronkey says "What does it say!?" or "thats my seat", normal girl replies "too bad nobody cares"

by ChrisNgP November 10, 2009

Haron

Heroin, usually of the lower grade black tar type.

Dame!That haron was bomb, I can barley keep my eyes open.

by Tall Ass Jipper April 9, 2009

harinator

when hari is in whoop ass mode

wow u just got jacked by the harinator

by curly March 28, 2004