harley davidson 

one of the best motorcycles ever made
those who dont agree with that more than likley have never
owned or even rode one

i ride my harley davidson daily

harley davidson by camaromike September 13, 2008

Harley Davidson 

The act of simultaneously vaginally and anally fisting a woman. Must insert & retract fists in an opposite rhythm, mimicking a V twin engine

"That girl from the bar was so loose she took the Harley Davidson without missing a beat"

Harley Davidson by Chancellor Rodrequez May 8, 2016

Harley Davidson 

All American motorcycle company. While the models of the 70's lacked quality, giving them a bad name, the company came under new management in 1981, and quality dramatically improved over the last two decades. Harley's are all about customization.

Instead of directly competing with their high speed Japanese rivals, HD exploits the retro style of the motorcycles to sell them. And if you take into consideration that even though Japanese bikes go approximately 50000000 times faster then a Harley, most roads have speed limits. This means that it doesn't matter a damn thing that your Honda or Yamaha can do 700000 mp/h, since you're only allowed to go 90, a speed no Harley has trouble reaching as well.

One thing that is a valid argument against Harley: the official Harley merchandise is ridiculously overpriced. A couple of hundred dollars for an official SD-card mp3 player? No memory card included? No thanks. However, if you're a millionaire, this shouldn't stop you from buying one of these bikes.

Well known models include the Fat Boy, Road King and V-Rod.

Alas, other Harley Davidson definitions still presume we live in the 70's. We don't. Welcome to the 21st century, where Harley's are good quality motorcycles again.

Harley Davidson by Bas July 20, 2008

Harley Davidson 

An American Made motorcycle that sound much better than crotch rockets do. Who cares if your shitty Honda goes 190 MPH the speed limit is 70. If you think Harleys are unreliable then there is a thing called maintenance... its when you keep your bike in good condition so it runs perfectly. Many companies try to imitate the Harley sound but they all fail and end up with a bike that sounds like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Loud Pipes Save Lives

Friend- I have a piece of shit Japanese rice burner that sounds like a weed eater

Friend 2- Go buy a Harley Davidson!

Harley Davidson by pseudonym12345678i9o9876543456 July 9, 2009

Harley Davidson 

Milwaukee's finest.
From the early 1900s to the '70s they were THE bike in America. From the '50s to the '70s, Hollywood did a great job of screwing up the biker image and the public perceived mostly only badasses or Hell's Angels riding Harley Davidsons (and for that matter, motorcycles in general..of course it was pretty hard to look bad or anything but stupid on the Japanese bikes of the day). During the AMF years posers started trading in their Hondas and getting into the act. When AMF finally got out of the motorcycle business (good fuckin' riddance), the image of the badass biker finally started to fade and the Hawgs started getting better, everyone wanted a Harley again.
The older badass bikers still think that anyone not living on his bike is a poser. The weekend warriors and new Harley riders could give a shit and all of them know that Jap bike owners are Harley owner wannabes with shit paying jobs and no money.
Am I looking a second bike? Yes, a Ducati Monster. Can I afford it? Yes. Will I trade my Harley for it? SHIT NO!! I'll ride the Ducati when the soul is dark and the death wish is upon me (or I'm just pissed at the neighbor's cat for shitting in my yard), but I ride the Harley when I feel the need to live and be alive.

Shit, man...look at the dumb ass on his oil leaking, noisy, slow moving piece of crap Harley Davidson. Gawd, I wish I had one.

Harley Davidson by Cap'nJack July 20, 2008

harley davidson 

The bike that made motorcycles cool. I don't hate crotch rockets, but I definitely hate dumbasses that say Harleys are unreliable and slow. Sure, they put out low quality machines when AMF bought the company, but hey, then don't buy one. I have never been on my Harley and had one of these jackasses talk shit about my bike, because they see I would not mind taking jail time to put them in the hospital. It's called maintainance- you know, working on your bike. It's not just buying a shiny fast rocket and a cool jacket and being a biker. If someone buys the right model and puts any time into it, its easy to make a Harley fast as hell.

dude that thinks he's hard: check out my rocket- it sounds like a weed wacker
dude that is hard: if you don't leave in 3 seconds, i will stab you

harley davidson by jarhead June 2, 2005

Harley Davidson 

A clothing and merchandise distributor that also manufactures two-wheeled road tractors which cater to the “bad boy image” cosplay crowd.

Their clothing and “motorcycles” are generally used for hauling oversized cosplayers to their conventions, which are typically held at a local bar on weekends, or an AA meeting on weekdays. This company has enjoyed considerable success with its flashy and overpriced clothing line, as well as the equally overpriced fashion accessories they market as “cruiser motorcycles.”

See that guy in his Harley Davidson costume riding that ridiculously loud bike? He told me that “loud pipes save lives” right before he rode off on his fashion accessory without wearing a helmet. Before that he was bragging about “how much torque” his bike has, as if we’re supposed to believe it’s fast… like, JOHN DEERE TRACTOR FAST! Haha! Harley Davidson sure knows how to make money off insecurity!

Harley Davidson by Capn’ Obvious July 2, 2023