Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'
by LaughingAloud June 13, 2010
Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon
Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon
Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon
by White Van with screaming in it May 04, 2016
1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.
2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'
(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'
(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'
2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010
Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.
Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!
by White Van with screaming in it March 18, 2016
"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"
"No Justin, I'm not a fag"
"No Justin, I'm not a fag"
by Strasse October 08, 2010
To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”
“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”
“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”
“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”
“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008
A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 20, 2020