stuck between a rock and a hard place

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by NikkiMac August 9, 2007

hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

hard piss

when you have to push your erect penis painfully all the way down in order to aim at the toilet and wait rather a long time to let it flow

Jim had to suffer a hard piss after jacking off to pornography magazines.

by J00shua December 8, 2007

hard pill

Facts or truth that uneasy to digest or accept. Unproven solvent of the problem or situation in unusually wired way that require additional research of the involved issues.

Gay marriage is a hard pill to swallow

by Xpinz February 8, 2007

hard pp

a great source of milk

my uncle joe gives me a hard pp

by i love children so much they m October 1, 2019

Work Hard Play Hard

A person who’s incredibly dedicated to their career and often has more then one job yet never turns down a good time. Their schedule is so crammed with work and social events that they have to pull out a 20lb planner to pencil you in.

Work hard play hard. Alishia. On top of her game, educated, has a full-time career, dedicated mother, plans every detail of her life. She’s so busy that when you text her she will forget to text you back but will call you in a rush on speaker phone on her way to next event or as she’s working on something. (There will always be another person she’s speaking to at the same time) However, when it’s time to go out she will pregame in the car with fireball shots, drop it like it’s hot when her song comes on, and she’s a social butterfly loved by everyone she meets.

by JMarron October 2, 2021

hard parking

Parking very hard to show off.
IE: Show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.

Stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.

by nrgonline November 1, 2005