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Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.
I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.
by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009
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Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.
"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"
by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010
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Hanukkah Harry

A bearded fellow that treats the jewish kids with gifts.
I hope hanukkah harry comes to my house tonight.
by bendude611 December 3, 2018
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Merrappy Hanukkahristmas

Makes wishing someone a happy holiday a bit easier and more politically correct.
Not knowing how they celebrated the holidays, we wished them a Merrappy Hanukkahristmas!
by Chaser Matrix December 10, 2020
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merry hanukkah

A combination between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Hanukkah" generally said by confused white people.
Mark: "I'm Jewish."
Jessica: "Oml Merry Hanukkah."
Mark: "Jessica you are cancelled."
by beepbeeplettuce1 December 21, 2017
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Hannukah

This is a romanization of Chanukah and Hanukkah
Celebrating Hannukah is sometimes frat.
by stuuuuuuud December 10, 2009
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hankahank

A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.

The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.

*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
Typical conversation about hankahanks:

Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!

Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.

Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):

Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
by LadySparx January 19, 2008
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