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Sea-Hank

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A sea-hank is a woman with a salty, fishy vagina. She resembles a hobo, only with a more queefy smell. Sea-hanks tend to flock around boys who listen to metal and have long, curly hair.
"Did you see Nathaniel?! He hooked up with a sea-hank!!"
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."
by Jsqueezy122293 September 1, 2011
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Snosh hank

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a dog with really nice feet
by Mabeline smatie April 27, 2020
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hank johnson, sr

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a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.
"I was visited by hank johnson, sr last night and i need an ice pack for my nuts, juan."
by robitio57 January 9, 2009
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A fictional character from the “A Heist with Markiplier” series, a fellow prisoner who seems to be known for making wine in his toilet tank.
And Shithole Hank, who makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank.
by The MGV December 13, 2020
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n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005
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shut up hank

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Karen - We have to vote because-

Tom - Shut up hank
by nftduh October 18, 2020
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