Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos

Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

by IntellectualRapist November 16, 2016

Handkini

When ever a girl will place one arm over her nipples/boobs and the other over her private parts to get somewhere quick if she's naked. Only used to get around house.

1: Ugh I saw my sister in a handkini.

2: I had to wear a handkini out of the bathroom.

by Gluppy July 16, 2014

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 20, 2016

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

handknives

biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than "guns"
meant as a put down

Martin: Did you get the tickets? Tickets to what? To the gun show! *flex*

Helen: AHAHA, those aren't guns, those are handknives.

by helenmelon February 9, 2006

ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005

handigirl

A handicapped girl twho has the handipapped placard for parking.

Do you have your handigirl with you?

by me October 8, 2003