hanahaki disease

hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.

I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.

by jreamie October 12, 2020

Hachiman

A pessimistic, cynical, prideful, loner. Their humor is mostly self deprecating and sarcastic; it is often seen as creepy and makes others uncomfortable. They are also very result oriented and will do pretty much anything for the desired result, even if it causes harm or pain to themself or their image.

You're kind of a hachiman...

by Bhume September 22, 2019

Haachama Cooking

A cooking channel that is YOUR source of the best food out there, you wont need any other cooking channel other than this one. See, I guarantee that by the end of the day you will start praying to the mentally insane girl (whom is Haachama) and chant "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING,HAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAM-"
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "

Person 2: "Hey Fread hows it going?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"

by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

haachama

a degenerate vtuber from hololive, an entertainment company from japan. she is famous from videos such as bitch made pasta.

do you know who that vtuber is? must be haachama.

by luke999police January 26, 2021

Hanahaki disease

Hanahaki disease, AKA flower disease, is a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease common in anime. It is a disease caused by one sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers and flower petals

"She suffered from Hanahaki disease after falling for someone who's heart belonged to someone else"

by abracalicious January 16, 2020

Hanahaki Disease

Hanahaki disease is a fictional sickness where a victim of unrequited love or one sided love will have a plant growing inside their lungs. Symptoms of said illness will result in said victim coughing up blood and flowers or flower petals. The disease can only be cured if the two form a mutual love or a two sided love or if said victim undergoes surgery to remove the plant. Losing the plant means you can lose your affection or ability to love the person that you adored at one point. It is commonly used in anime fanfiction

Well Hanahaki Disease is fictional so there aren't really any examples

by Abi_GachaWolf June 28, 2020