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hammered shit 

1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).

A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
hammered shit by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
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Shaq-Hammered 

The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl.
Shaq-Hammered by B Mann March 2, 2009

Hammered Dammit 

1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover

2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted

3. a horrid physical appearance

4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"

2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"

3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."

4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
Hammered Dammit by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009

Hammered ass 

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
Hammered ass by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

fuckin hammered 

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
fuckin hammered by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011

hammered hell 

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
hammered hell by Jl77diver January 6, 2014