Haitani Ran

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

haidie

Haidie

Haidie is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

"Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

"Of course she is...that's Haidie!"

by rabbitsquirrel December 13, 2012

Al-Haitham

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

by shunms August 14, 2022

Haiji Towa

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.

Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf

by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021

Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

Haiji Towa

The worst Danganropna character... even worst than HIFUMI. He’s a Shane Dawson kinnie 🤪💅

Someone: wait who’s that character?

Me: oh that’s Haiji Towa, he’s a Tony Lopez kinnie.

by pantaking69 February 12, 2021

sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012