dirty haisell

When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend!

Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don't worry I totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell'd her!

by ol'drrty March 14, 2009

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomis

you found this by going to Bash.org didn't you. sily bastards.

you = moron

by will May 3, 2004

haisam

hey guys!!! this is the definition of haisam.

a garbage can,known as a human trash can.
if you see this,run away, call the cops,and tell them to arrest him. (don't actually)...

he loves to toych pretty girls and loves harassing women

looking at haisams face reminds me to take out the trash...
you know what i mean, don't you.(●'◡'●) this is him as an emojiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 = trash cans

by haisamsucks March 11, 2022

Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

hansemand

A hanse who is a man

eyo, you seem like a real hansemand

by gomlmate April 25, 2017

haise

A great person, known for his good weed

Did you get that stuff from haise?
Yes haise jas got good haze

by Drachten April 27, 2017

haisma

An awesome last name given to god like creatures who are awesome in bed and have had over 1.000.000 sexual partners

Did you here about jasmijn haisma? She’s the reincarnation of satan!

by Jasass June 18, 2018