Hagen

A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.

Look there's a hagen!

by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013

Hagreen

When something is going terribly wrong or someone is having a bad day. It is also used when an individual makes consistent repetitive mistakes.

I'm having an absolute hagreen today!!

by WoodyC123 December 24, 2012

Haugen

A name for someone with a huuuuuge penis

Dude you’re a Haugen

by Haugendazz April 16, 2019

hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

by monkey40 July 25, 2009

Tyler Hagen

Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.

Example:

Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!

by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011

Haugerbathe

When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.

"I watched Haugerbathe last night with my boyfriend"

by Gertrude Bethesda Haugerbathe August 10, 2012

hagelslag

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.

Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!

by MPADutch January 6, 2016