hammed up

To be drunk, intoxicated

Aw man i bombed that exam, i'm getting hammed up tonight.

by nilatir April 29, 2009

hamed

Persian word for pimp; See Also def. of Amyn ...

Hamed and Amyn are Pimps. Word yo, word

by Merc Em' January 3, 2005

hagged

Derived from haggard, hagged is the true form of haggerdom. Once you become hagged, you're hagged for life. Not, necessarily a bad state for there are some who hold their hagged heads high. It's the generally giddy and autistic feeling after a menacingly long night of heavy drinking. You can't be labbeled as being hagged, you can't decide to be hagged, hagged is of the soul. It is the pure form of oneself.gangst

-Haggard to the extreme becomes "boss hagged".

-The first person in the liquor store, still drunk from last week, sporting the same old stinky flannel shirt, rocking the same disgruntaled grin and loving every minute of it. You are hagged and proud.

by Timothy LeaLand McQuarrie & Anastasia Beaverhousen January 29, 2006

Hagedorn

A really homo indivdual who likes 12 inch cocks in his ass, preferably without lube.

That Hagedorn is pretty homo like.

by anagram83 January 13, 2009

Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats

Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!

by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013

green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally June 10, 2011

Hamedian

A person who is initially funny, but almost instantaneously becomes annoying after a while.

Dude- you know i really appreciate religion, because if it wasn't for religion, we'd have no sexual repression and we really wouldnt enjoy sex as much as we do now.

Another dude - haha, yeah

Dude - and whats the deal with airline food

Another dude - STFUUUUUUUUU, hamedian

by kindoffunny June 19, 2011