Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020

Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.

Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better

by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Hardy of Douchebags

A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.

Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.

That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.

by Tom in SoCal July 14, 2011

Party hardy and die high

A variation on the classic phrase party hardy/hearty which adds to the fun rhyming with a nod to the stoners who party hard and also get high off their rockers.

Bill: "Tonight we party hardy and die high!"
John:"Hell yeah!!!!" *Cracks open a beer*
Steve *nods in agreement and lights a joint*

by roverted July 15, 2017

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006