hack

A political appointed flunky who either doesn't want to work or who is so stupid they can't work
That new Assistant Commissioner Martha appointed is a real hack.
by Phakebox September 2, 2005
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hack

Noun: Someone who steals a joke from a comedian or uses a played out joke/premise.

Verb: To steal a joke or use a played out premise.
Noun: What a hack!

Verb: Way to hack cellphone rings!
by Nick Beasley June 16, 2004
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Hack

A hack is a type of person, who in any sport, fouls (aka "hacks") other players incessantly. Hacks are usually slower, less able, and all around worse athletes than the people they play with. Hacks typically deny that they are hacking other players by quoting cliches such as "It's part of the game" or "Football is a physical sport", etc. Hacks also get into fights often, since they are fouling, and thus angering, other players, but denying the act. Hacks are also, ironically, the ones who call the most fouls, especially if you push/hack them back.
Person 1:"Man, every time I try to cut, he grabs my arm!"
Hack: "It’s a part of the game, football is a physical game you retard!"

::next play::

Hack: Man why did you push me! That’s a foul!"
Person 1: "You've been pushing and grabbing me all day! I don't want to hear that shit!"

A fight ensues.
by Pete Quinn September 19, 2008
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hacked

to have one's personal information compromised over the internet. this can include passwords, contact information, and even cred card numbers.
1. Alec had his Facebook account hacked, and now he's posting spam all over my wall.

2. Damn it! Some hacker just took my bank information. My credit score is screwed!
by wpk914 June 6, 2011
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HACK

All the definitions here plus:
As an acronymn for Horses Ass Carrying Keys. Prison slang referring to a prison guard.
Put your pig sticker away. The HACK is coming!
by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004
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hacks on

A phrase that derives from hackers in online gaming. It is used when someone accomplishes the seemingly impossible. Usually it's meant to be a compliment to the "hacker."

The phrase can be applied to all aspects of life, not just video games.
A: Did that guy really just catch a squrriel with his bare hands?
B: yeah man, hacks on.
by Shiny Zebra June 21, 2011
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hack

You keep an on the hack while I hide the hooch.
by Tizzat January 28, 2004
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