Honda

A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.
I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.

I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.
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Look at Carlos ricing up his Honda Accord.
by Qbert October 23, 2004
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A highly prestige company, known for great performance while being economical and reliable.

In production of a large range of products including automobiles, generators, motorcycles, outboard motors, water pumps and scooters.

Leading the field in technology. example V-tech.

Creator of the first hybrid car.

Honda have also created planes and robots which give them visions on where they will head in the future.

Honda sets the standard for style at a reasonable price.
Honda Civic out-performs anything in its league. 96kw compared to the Ford (Festiva) with 74kw.

Honda Integra out-performs anything in its league. 154kw compared to the Ford (Focus) with 96kw.

Honda Accord (family car) 177kw compared to the Ford Falcon 156kw.

The most powerful Fords are the 260kw XR8 and the 240kw XR6 Turbo.
The most powerful Honda is the NSX with 201kw.

The XR6 Turbo out-performs the XR8 running a stock boost of only 6 PSI.

The NSX out performs both of them, 0-60mph in 5.7 sec compared to the XR6 Turbo of 6.6 sec.

Honda’s run very highest compression ratio the new Integra is 11.0:1
Ford’s compression ration of the XR6 is 8.7:1.

Torque is important if you are toeing a caravan or you have a heavy load
But when it comes to acceleration there are many other factors, like power to weight, that make a car fast.

One eyed person:
Honda’s are shit because I say so; I have no supporting evidence or logic behind my accusation, I just make assumptions. My car is a 6.0 liter it’s fast.

Person with reason:
Of course its fast any car company can make a fast car just by adding cylinders, but Honda produce performance, in more effective ways.

For the ultimate in stock performance Nissan is the best way to go.
Nothing beats the effectiveness of a turbocharged car.
The Nissan Skyline GTS is banded in American.
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Honda

A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.
The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.
by Assholes Inc. August 20, 2006
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Quality cars. Acchieve performance through efficiency, not muscle.
People break their necks trying to watch me pass them.
by honda April 10, 2006
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what every chevrolet has for dinner after a good race.
Man you should have seen my chevy eat that honda the other night it was awesome.
by grsmnky84 September 30, 2007
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Honda (n) hon-duh: Coming from the Swahili word Hoonduh, which means "When I grow a real penis, I'll get a real car"
"Oh my god! What IS that? It looks like a penis, only smaller"
"That's Honda"
by Psymin March 23, 2008
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