Herp-a-derp

A skank.
Someone who gets around.
A girl with a very slutty background.
Herp-a-derp=girl with herpes or high possibility of having them!

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she screwed everyone she dates.

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she flirts with everyone and lets boys get a feel on without giving a crap.

Herp-a....derp!

by ArkansasHippie. November 16, 2011

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

Derp Du Herp

The opposite of Herp De Derp. Something you say to counter Herp De Derp.

Man - I just banged your mom
Woman - Herp de derp
Mom - Derp du herp.

by DerpMaster1234 November 21, 2011

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Herpderpes

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011