hemisexual 

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

hemisexual by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

hohosexual 

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.

See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.

hohosexual by PohTayToez December 30, 2007

helisexual 

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.

The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother

helisexual by Social Justice League February 8, 2017

Rehsexual 

An individual who makes up sexual circumstances in which he or she does not partake in the action.

'Did you hear him talk shite about almost getting a BJ in the toilets?'

'Yeah man, hes such a Rehsexual'

Rehsexual by JagoCrago November 2, 2014

Hemosexual 

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

Hemosexual by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

hamsexual 

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

Hugsexual 

When an individual finds hugs more stimulating than actual sexual activity. Usually forces hugs onto unwilling victims. Who they hug are of unimportance: girls, boys, animals, trees, etc.

Sarah - Jesus, Eric's hugged everyone at this party... Is he already drunk?

Jeff - Nah, he's just Hugsexual.

Hugsexual by EnriquePDF January 6, 2011