Hatch a plan

The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.

Let's hatch a plan of how to fullfil our goals.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever

Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?

by HC Greenly December 7, 2006

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff

Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon

by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017

hatch 2

slang word for female anal opening as an alternative for the vagina

I made it to hatch 2 yesterday!

by 321supafly June 7, 2009

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006