habble hankey

a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.

habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday

by gigel goo December 21, 2023

Hankey Stankey

A 41 year old DJ with booty that won't quit.

Girl: Congrats you Hankey Stankey you ruined my life

by ಥ_ಥuwu May 28, 2019

hankey farm

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

by ballsweata6969 June 12, 2011

Hankey Baby

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

by Sheepy9 November 08, 2019

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 19, 2014

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper January 24, 2016