l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

I'm H'd

To be H'd signifies the state of being aroused, in arousal, or to have been aroused, horny.

John: How is that Talk with Hannah going?
Andrew: Dude she's mad dirty, I'm H'd fam

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

Give me a chance to show how much I love you

Hey *crush* G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

by TheBrokenHeartIsHereToHelp March 15, 2022

s.m.h.i.n.

Suck my hair infested nip
(Just used as a joke, not in a rude way)

Tommy: LOL you're so weird...but I love you!
Sarah: LOL s.m.h.i.n.
Tommy: What does that mean?
Sarah: Suck my hair infested nip...lol its just something funny we say
Tommy: Lol I think I'll start saying that!

by nip3795 December 5, 2012

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011