gynophobe

1) one who is afraid of women. (this may mutate into outright misogyny if left untreated. An excellent remedy is for a considerate, reasonably sexy, sexually enthusiastic woman to fuck the gynophobe's brains out.)
2) a repressed woman afraid of her own vulva and/or sexuality.
3) an otherwise straight man who is too much of a pussy to perform cunnilingus.

See also: nice guy, prude, double standard, Republican, gangsta.

1) That Joe guy seems pretty nice, but he needs to get laid for all our sakes, he is such a gynophobe!
2) The gynophobes were out in force at the Ladies Bible Study Group.
3) Their sex-life progressing nicely, Alex & Tina bought some Tangerines & Cream lube at the "toy store" to slather on her yoni and get him past his inner gynophobe as he lapped it up that night.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

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gynophagia

Definition 2 forces me to defend fans of Gynophagia.

Gynophagia has legitimate themes.

The stories go can be consensual or brutally non-consensual, but the most popular theme is "lots of pussy 'willing or not' and every boy gets some."

Gynophagia is also popular with women. For them, it’s a kind of “Whistling past the Graveyard”.

More rare are the Sacrifice stories were someone or something is more important to a person than their own life.
That is a good and valuable theme. There are a lot of great stories that society admires that use that theme.

And Gynophagia is just stories.
The communities that enjoy this fetish are the first to say it’s just fantasy, never reality.
Graphic or words, they are just stories.

Most popular storyline may be plentiful and consensual girls who have always fantasized about being snuffed, cooked and eaten who are snuffed, cooked and eaten.
It’s a simple stroke story, probably most liked by lone males because the background world of such a story with beautiful girls so plentiful and desperate any male would get lots and lots of pussy, even those who feel themselves to be losers when it comes to women.

Gynophagia is also popular with women. For them, it’s a kind of “Whistling past the Graveyard”.
Humans are going to die, and the consensual theme and low value reason for sacrificing one’s life have an appeal.
It’s a “Fuck Death” theme, telling a story about the threat of death means so little that girls throw themselves onto the barbecue.

Like bondage and Dom/sub play where submission gives up responsibility along with choice and freedom and therefore gives the sub the greatest freedom.
Saying “Fuck you Death” is embracing life.

by Toast, a Dolcett girl December 4, 2011

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Gyppophobia

A term used to describe a fear of a potential or actual encounter with a gypsy, or someone who will offer to sell them gypsy treasures (e.g. Pegs).

James: "Some gypsy in a caravan is outside asking people to buy some pegs, or they'll curse them! I bought ten, just to be safe."

Matt: "...but I don't want any pegs! I'd go sort them out and kick them and the horse they rode in on outta town.... but I fear gypsies and their magic powers. I suffer from Gyppophobia!"

by oh_herro! August 5, 2009

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