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Gustavo Fring

A Nice African-American Man who owns the Company Los Pollos Hermanos, totally not a front for Methenphetamine :)

Sadly Gustavo Fring died, July 15, 2009 due to a big old meanie killing him
Jimmy "Oh My Lord, Gustavo Fring is so hot."

Karen "Get the hell out my house, please."
by gussyfringy November 25, 2022
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Gustavo

(proper noun)

name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
After taking off his expensive rabbit fur gloves made in Italy, Gustavo was ready to go out on the town and have a good time with all his friends!
by j69c69c69 November 10, 2010
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Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.
Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!
by Mike the goat April 4, 2017
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gustavo

1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets
Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.
by gotmilk927 August 27, 2008
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the gustavo approach

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants
i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.
by gustavo996 January 23, 2022
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Gustavo

The most CONCEITED, egoistic perverted horny Martian you would ever met. He thinks he have this thing you call "Swagg" but truthfully he doesn't. He dress nice and he's an AMAZING guy. : He loves himself, in fact he would rather marry a mirror instead of a women. He is awesome and one of a kind. Always positive and thinks smart even if he rarely uses his brain. :p VERY EXPENSIVE person, but very lovable. He has girls all up on his nut sacks 24/7. :p But he stays true and real all day everyday. There maybe millions of Gustavo's, but if you haven't met him, than your LAME. You can't miss him, he is always matching with his fitted new era caps, blank V-necks and his $200 Jordans.
I LOVE YOU GUSTAVO.! <3 :)
Damn is that Gustavo, he got "Swagg".
If you wanna know Swagg 101, go to this Foo.
by Thu Ly December 19, 2011
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Gustavo

The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...

INGREDIENTS:

1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash

3 fresh mint sprigs

2 tsp sugar

1 tbsp fresh lime juice

2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice

1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.
Thank Goodness We Have Gustavo!!!
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
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