A man hoe who only owns one pair of pants. He think's he's a god but he's is just a puny human. He DOES NOT get the ladies (he has the big gay) and girls try to stay away from him. Gustav does karate so he thinks he's cool but all he does is kata so that's just plain stupid. He is a very dull wannabe man who will put anyone he talks to asleep.
Also Gustav is from south Africa so he must be racist (it's true).
Also Gustav is from south Africa so he must be racist (it's true).
Is that a Gustav? ew.
by GamerGirlAnne April 11, 2019
A massive cunt of a guy who thinks he is smarter but is not. In fact he is the most stupidest cunt out there
by Theboiwhoruns June 19, 2018
gross, a Gustav
by GamerGirlAnne April 11, 2019
by gustavgay June 06, 2019
When you see him for the time you'll be in shock since his head is an literal egg! His parents are chickens but with that giant head, he is pretty smart, gotta say that. He is a really good friend but can sometimes be annoying. He be like, they see me cracking, from the wall... He can sometimes also be a real pussy, but otherwise he's a good guy...
Ohh, look at that weirdo over their with that weird head!!
Hey, that's Gustav, the school's pussy.
Hope no one smashes that egg off his head..
(He does not have an egg head or a big head. this is for comedy purposes ONLY)
Hey, that's Gustav, the school's pussy.
Hope no one smashes that egg off his head..
(He does not have an egg head or a big head. this is for comedy purposes ONLY)
by Apple cookie master November 22, 2019