gourmet shot

A swift attack to a man's groin using any manner of objects, such as the foot or a Hockey stick.

If he gets in your way give him the gourmet shot!

by Jedirabiz July 3, 2005

Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.

Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.

by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011

gurbet

The most amazing woman on this entire planet. She would be nice to a dead pigeon. She is amazing in bed all the time and the perfect woman to spoon.

Guy: Oh Shit thats a gurbet I gotta go marry her

by heisnberg October 12, 2013

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

noodle gourmet

n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj

My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.

by sis n hen September 3, 2006

gurmeet

Very charming and sexy, but a big time hater. Never returns your phone calls or emails cause he's just too busy with work!

You haven't called me lately, you're turning into a gurmeet!

by Rani Gil February 13, 2004

gourmet tobacco

The expensive smoke... MARIJUANA!

"I don't smoke cigarettes, I only smoke the gourmet tobacco."

by squirrel girl February 9, 2006