Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

guntar

a chinese womans genitles

debbie wong has a massive guntar

by larry December 2, 2003

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006